| anonytwat: |
i ran into brent on saturday
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jess and i went to sign our lease and went to tia's to have a drink and celebrate
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BAM brent and his entire fam
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| cowtownie: |
wow, how'd that go???
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| anonytwat: |
i just looked heaven-wise and i said i hate u too, jesus
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it was fine actually
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i went right over and said hi, grabbed the bull by the horns
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and then i committed an amazing rape
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we talked for a bit and then jess and i went outside to sit at the bar
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and the bartender came over and was like this is from the guy in the black hat
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and put a glass down in front of me that had a cherry in it
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and then he bent down and was like, its water. and i was like oh ok, 2 can play this game
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| cowtownie: |
why'd he do that?
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| anonytwat: |
to be a dick
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so i said to the bartender, u send him a shot, make it up, i don't care, and bring it to him and say this is from the girl across the bar, its called a "limp dick"
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you should have seen the uproar it caused, his family was DYING
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he was like wow. fuck
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| cowtownie: |
omg that's AMAZING
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| anonytwat: |
ya it was kinda awesome
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| cowtownie: |
that's fucking hilarious
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| anonytwat: |
ya
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round 1 went to me |
