DHAB Sale on Cardigans! Get 'Em While They're Hot!

Strunks: i wore mc hammer adidas 3-foot-crotch athletic pants
a patriots jersey with a long sleeve underneath
and a hoodie where i cut up the front of it to make it like a cardigan
to work last week
and my boss Said Something
he was like wow...thats not really an outfit is it
it would have been awkward if i'd cared At All
spoiler alert -- i didn't care At All
Punks: cutting up a sweatshirt to look like a cardigan is the funniest thing i've ever read
also, the saddest
Strunks: right?
no no legit
i have like 3
and i don't even try
so like
i cut right through the pouch
and then just let the 2 sides hang there
i do have a safety pin that i use to keep it closed
but thats just for formal occasions
like when the investor comes
my friend suggested that when the investor comes that i let her staple it shut in the morning before i leave
i'm not sure if it'll be as aesthetically pleasing as the safety pin
but i'm open to trying it
Punks: with the safety pin though, you can take it off if it gets hot
Strunks: exactly
i can make you one if you want