| craxygalaxy9: |
omg
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| craxygalaxy9: |
i used to drink during class to the FACE all the TIME
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| craxygalaxy9: |
put whiskey in a pepsie bottle
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| craxygalaxy9: |
wioth some pepsieof course
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| [10: |
45:07 AM]craxygalaxy9: and chug away...i called it thirsty thurs cuz i was like the only one who had class thurs and i was like fuck u college
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| [10: |
45:07 AM] craxygalaxy9: one time
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| craxygalaxy9: |
in sociology
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| craxygalaxy9: |
i got so drunk i went to the bathroom threw up and returned to class
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| craxygalaxy9: |
it was so classy
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| [10: |
46:03 AM]craxygalaxy9: especailly awesome cuz i got a little barf on this scarf i was wearing
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| craxygalaxy9: |
and didnt notice it
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| craxygalaxy9: |
and sat the rest of the class with barf on me
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| craxygalaxy9: |
BETTER STORY
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| [10: |
46:17 AM] craxygalaxy9: i went out one night in italy with that italian douchenozzle
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| [10: |
46:17 AM] craxygalaxy9: everclear and absinthe TO THE FACE
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| [10: |
48:58 AM] craxygalaxy9: got so drunk i couldnt even talk
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| craxygalaxy9: |
pissed my pants and then threw up on myself inside his new jeep [10:49:28 AM] craxygalaxy9: went home, put all the clothes i thought had pee/puke on them in the wash
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| craxygalaxy9: |
flash forward tot brooklyn 4 months later
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| craxygalaxy9: |
im getting ready to go out and chelsea goes dude theres something on ur shirt
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| [10: |
49:52 AM] craxygalaxy9: and i look
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| craxygalaxy9: |
and its barf
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| craxygalaxy9: |
its the same barf from that night
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| [10: |
50:06 AM] craxygalaxy9: i never washed the shirt
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| craxygalaxy9: |
and had worn it mutliple times [10:50:19 AM] craxygalaxy9: i know because there was a lentil crusted there
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| [10: |
50:25 AM] craxygalaxy9: and what i had to eat that night was lentils
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| gangsteraper: |
u r a class act
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| [10: |
50:28 AM] craxygalaxy9: FOR THE WIN |
