Is this why?

KWStrunks: OMG I LOVE your new haircut.
PDPunks: Thank you, thank you.
KWStrunks: It's the perfect cut for you.
PDPunks: Even though I look like a boy if I take off my makeup and earrings, yes.
KWStrunks: A really HOT boy. I would totally hit on you and be like "hey, uhm, do you, uhm, do you wanna go get a drink, uhm, after work, uhm?" And then you'd be like, "Strunks, it's me, Punks." Yeah.
PDPunks: I'd definitely date you.