wringthealarm5: dude
wringthealarm5: can i just say
wringthealarm5: that this weekend was such a gongshow
wringthealarm5: that last night
wringthealarm5: i pooped HAIR

hockaloogie: HAHAHA
hockaloogie: wolf hair?

wringthealarm5: like, why the hell did i eat hair, i said to myself
wringthealarm5: i dont know
wringthealarm5: i jsut dont know
wringthealarm5: i need to take it down six notches
wringthealarm5: it is not cool to poop hair

wringthealarm5: i was pooping
wringthealarm5: and something felt strange
wringthealarm5: what is that sensation, i pondered to myself
wringthealarm5: just let me say that confusion does not even begin to cover the emotion i felt when i saw hair

hockaloogie: at least you didnt poop in your sleep

wringthealarm5: omg that is so true
wringthealarm5: i may have pooped hair but at least i did not poop hair in my sleep

hockaloogie: things could be worse
hockaloogie: seriously though, where do you think the hair came from?

[wringthealarm5: dude i wish i knew
wringthealarm5: i wish i knew

hockaloogie: we should investigate

is this why. when u poop hair, does that become the reason why?