whyischeesesogood: in related news
whyischeesesogood: major just told me do the dishes cuz im a bitch

varitek69measap: NO WAY
varitek69measap: i would refuse to touch anyones dirty dishes but your own
varitek69measap: i would
varitek69measap: thats legit unsanitary
varitek69measap: ii know you wanted to get sick, youre def gonna if you wash those dishes

whyischeesesogood: i licked the sponge

is this why? please someone tell me