“Dude, Cohn just told me not to drink the milk in the fridge cuz its gone bad. And he’s right, it is so rotten that it has become solid. It’s like milk cheese. I’m thinking that at this point, if I eat it it will be equivalent to ingesting a cup of straight up DRANO.
da da da da daaaa chhharrrgggeeeee!”
my quest to acheive massive case of food poisioning pushes onward. is this why?

