Early morning text convos at the office

kanyeworst: dude TWPing right now
greatballsoffire: sweet
kanyeworst: its definitely at least a couric
kanyeworst: i take that back. make that 2 courics
kanyeworst: no no no its three. its definitely three
greatballsoffire: fyl
kanyworst: im gonna need yoiu to go ahead and bring me a coat hanger or something to break this sucker up cuz there is no way its gonna go down that tiny pipe