| ieatyougood: |
god
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fml
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| ieatyougood: |
still no text wtf
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| ieatyougood: |
i decided to write a short story
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| ieatyougood: |
called
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"shit dick ruined my life" by k.w. strunks
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there once was a boy and girl
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k.w. wanted him to give her a pearl
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but what she got instead
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was butt rape in his bed
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and the shit on his dick made him hurl
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he pulled out and looked down
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and how he did frown
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when he saw what a mess she had made
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what was on his dick?
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he began to get sick
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because it was covered in brown
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"u got shit on my dick"
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he shouted as he got up quick
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and made a quick dash for the door
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but he slipped on the floor
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and how he did deplore
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as he became sick on his shit covered shit dick
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the girl was confused
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so she reached for her shoes
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and wondered why her butthole did ache
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then she remembered the place
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where she had drunk Jack to the face
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and how in her anus his shit-dick had baked
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like a warm brownie pie, and a tear came to her eye
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and herself she wanted to kick
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cuz she had liked this boy
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| ieatyougood: |
whose name wasnt roy
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but she got drunk and took a shit on his dick
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the end
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now the boy went to town
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to take a look around
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and went to a store to buy pants
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and the clerk was surprised
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in her throat vomit did rise
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when she saw that his dick was all brown
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| ieatyougood: |
she said son, what the fuck
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| purplemonstermaker: |
wait, i thought that was the end
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| ieatyougood: |
(oh no it continues i need to vent thru poetry)
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| purplemonstermaker: |
very nice
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| ieatyougood: |
eh hem
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| ieatyougood: |
she said, son what the fuck
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| ieatyougood: |
u look like a duck
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| ieatyougood: |
that just took a swim in some poo
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and he said lady, it sucks
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for this girl i did fuck
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and now it looks like i'm SHIT out of luck
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| ieatyougood: |
ok
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| ieatyougood: |
the end for real |
