| strunks: | ah waht a nahked pac-ture ah yah |
|---|---|
| Hunk: | no |
| strunks: | im a spagatta nadle |
| Hunk: | smooth |
| strunks: | fahck! shaht! |
| Hunk: | no |
| strunks: | i wahnt a pakture |
| strunks: | thas ahs fahcked ahp |
| Hunk: | until you play fair, no soup for you |
| strunks: | i whant tha sap! |
| strunks: | gahv me tha sap o alse!!!!! |
| Hunk: | or else what |
| strunks: | i lahk mah sap ta ba hat and I lahk mah sap ta ba sahved ta ma whan ah ahsk fa aht! |
| Hunk: | ya no |
Creepy Uncle Jerry stikes again…
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i was formulating my to-do list in my head
first was to buy a bottle of wine
and then i thought, will i cry tonight, or masturbate
and then it came to me
one of the great things about Growing Up, is that you no longer have to choose “cry” or “masturbate”
because you can do both
Hymee Alberto & Uncle Jerry have a normal, appropriate conversation while checked into a playground
Perhaps it is because they feel they must make up for being older. Because really, how often do younger guys give oral at all, nevermind if it is “good” or “bad”. A few times in the beginning and then they forget to give at all. Blow job city or you DHAB.
my boss asked me what i was doing so i said “fuck off im writing lil’ wayne’s upcoming hit ‘i cum money’
Punks&Strunks announce their prototype for a batman-symbol-esque light symbol which will allow them to call to eachother in hours of need
TPD: stands for Total Poop Disappointment. Please also see: Opposite of TSR
Boners Without Boundaries: A show where we travel the world finding awesome things that give us erections
| Why not try totaly free dating sites to get going? |
