August 2011
7 posts
LDT
strunks: ok so
its 355.....
FUCK OFF 355
punks: hahahahahaha
fuck off "light days tampons"
strunks: oh srsly
you have no point, ldt
punks: none at all
i'd like to meet a girl who uses them
so i can slap her
and tell her to cut the shit
strunks: me too
i like my tampons to feel like they are fisting me
“I wouldn’t call myself a “connosseur” so much as an...”
– strunks on wine
Punks: i sat in my bed from 630 till i fell sleep at 1230
i had some AloneWine
and some AlonePizza
and some AloneRanch
and i watched an AloneMovie
that was terrifying
but i still jerked off to it
job dhab
strunks: "what is the cloud?" "whats a browser?" "what is a server?"
strunks: all these questions were just asked to me by a woman on the phone
punks: EW
punks: did you hang up
strunks: i pantomined shooting myself 9 times, hung myself once, and ended by sliding down out of my chair onto the floor when I then fired off two more rounds into my open mouth
punks: that is the best response, short of it not being a pantomime, but being real
Punks & Strunks rough song list for their upcoming...
1. I cum money (“oh ya lost a dolla?/check my dick/fuck the lost and found”)
2. Dick lift-off ( “i need dick lift off/ fuckin rocket ship/ imma gone cum so hard/ya fuckin tooth will chip”)
3. Cock aerobics (“when I work out wit cha/ im a lose and not gaina’/dont need a fucking gym/cuz ya cock’s my personal trainer”)
4. Dick Bedazzler (“I...
“Well i’m gonna go piss out my ass, get on the train
maybe buy some 30s of...”
– punks bids strunks a fond goodbye on gchat