July 2011
12 posts
Watch(Note: Lil Wayne has not been made aware that this is his next hit. Our people are currently in talks with his people.)
WatchPunks&Strunks do a dramatic reading of Lil Wayne’s upcoming hit “I cum money”, written by Punks&Strunks
WatchNahp Slahp!
strunks attempts to sext punks' bf with a hot...
strunks: ah waht a nahked pac-ture ah yah
Hunk: no
strunks: im a spagatta nadle
Hunk: smooth
strunks: fahck! shaht!
Hunk: no
strunks: i wahnt a pakture
strunks: thas ahs fahcked ahp
Hunk: until you play fair, no soup for you
strunks: i whant tha sap!
strunks: gahv me tha sap o alse!!!!!
Hunk: or else what
strunks: i lahk mah sap ta ba hat and I lahk mah sap ta ba sahved ta ma whan ah ahsk fa aht!
Hunk: ya no
“i was formulating my to-do list in my head
first was to buy a bottle of wine...”
– punks
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Why do older men give the best oral?
Perhaps it is because they feel they must make up for being older. Because really, how often do younger guys give oral at all, nevermind if it is “good” or “bad”. A few times in the beginning and then they forget to give at all. Blow job city or you DHAB.
Ask us, and we just might tell you something useful.
“my boss asked me what i was doing so i said “fuck off im writing...”
– strunks
“TPD: stands for Total Poop Disappointment. Please also see: Opposite of TSR”