June 2011
14 posts
“Boners Without Boundaries: A show where we travel the world finding awesome...”
– Punks & Strunks tv programming, coming soon
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The videos you guys posted are essentially...
So you also do not have a boyfriend?
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why does your face look like that
jizz facials
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Are u a clown?
YES, we are a clown
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“punks: hmm i shit hair this morning
strunks: again?”
“bedazzle my boner
ya thats my dick
stick some jewels on this bitch
make sure...”
– Strunks wrote a rap about bedazzling your own dick
when you mcgoo, you dhab
strunks: no im gonna leave at 530 tomorrow
thats why im working late tonight
so maybe ill be home by like 7/8
and then u mcgoo, and the other mcgoo can go mcgoo
sister: sounds mcgoo
strunks: ok its a mcgoo
ill mcgoo u when we are on our way home
lets go to mcgoo becuz if i have to go to mcgoo one more time ill lose my mind
i hope we dont run into mcgoo
he mcgoos me out
sister: k what mcgoo do you want to mcgoo to?
strunks: ummm how about we mcgoo to eastbay? i know mcgoo likes eastbay so he can mcgoo the cougars there
sister: true...hopefully its a nice night and we can mcgoo outside
run thisd past mcgoo
get his mcgoo thoughts
strunks: i will but im sure he'll mcgoo with it
lets just mcgoo with the flow
when the past comes back...
pattycake: In which I got drunk last night alone, texted "talk me off" to you and accidentally sent it to a kid i used to work with at a flower shop whose name is sam
snappea: oh the kid you banged in the freezer?
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“i like it when i can combine threats of physical violence with racial slurs”
“Some women use back massagers as vibrators. I use vibrators as back massagers.”
– Punks