January 2011
199 posts
“Boy I’ve Had a Real Good Time and I Wish You the Best on Your Way”
– #dhabbandnames
Favorite phrase of the day, plus a link
“laxative-stuffed partridges”
http://rt.com/news/prime-time/crocodile-swallows-mobile-phone/
“dried apricots have been bringing the morning tsr so hard
like i eat 15 before...”
– Strunks Guide to Early Morning TSRs and How to Not Have a Boyfriend
“i thought of a TV show for us
GasMakers
i feel like we may have talked about...”
– Punks, future TV exec, single woman
Someone has a case of the Mondays....
Nutnougat: i still hate shaving my upper legs
fyi
tmi?
HotToddyToilet: i love pictures of crap in toilet bowls
and still
the thought of your sasquatch upper thigh brings the bile
Nutnougat: strange
they really aren't hairy
i know, it's strange
it just doesn't grow
HotToddyToilet: seriously
i'm about to eat a banana
can i not be assualted with this
Nutnougat: i NEED to shave them maybe every few weeks
HotToddyToilet: so rape then
sure
no probs
Nutnougat: other than that, it's like babys legs
HotToddyToilet: i'll take ur disgusting hairy thigh rape
yes keep it coming
please
i want it
Nutnougat: rape and banana is one of my favorite combos
HotToddyToilet: i welcome it
Nutnougat: the symbolism, really
HotToddyToilet: gfy?
or?
Nutnougat: or what
SOMN? (suck on my nuts)
SOMN SH (so hard)
UYD? (until you die?)
OUMBAN?
(or until my balls are numb?)
twp
strunks: is there anything better than a pic of someone crapping!??!?!
punks: no
strunks: maybe a pic of the crap
punks: oh, yes
“i think the key to a really good twp pic is to make sure your pubes aren’t...”
– strunks, with a helpful twp pic tip
“If I won $200,000 I would sit at home all day watching NCIS drinking captain and...”
“i follow ‘girl scout cookies’
on twitter”
– will this get me a boyfriend
1 tag
“i had the biggest boner
it was the viagra 4 hour danger boner”
– when you are a girl and sentences like this come from out your mouth, you dhab friend
“do you twp* (text while pooping)?
We want to know!
Send your twp pics and...”
– Send to: WWDIHAB@GMAIL.COM
“snail mail is the worst
its a slap in the face to the internet which...”
“the state of the union address?
oh no fuck that
im masturbating”
– strunks+
"Items On My Desk" by Punks:
Punks: 13 almond roca bars
half a peanut butter luna bar
a jar of honey
Strunks: (i have a semi)
Punks: a boston beer works, beer soaked coaster
a capri sun
Strunks: (oh now i'm half mast)
Punks: and an extra large cup of trader joes greek yogurt with MAYBE three spoonfuls left
and a picture of you and me
Strunks: (BONE_NER)
Punks: i mean, theres a phone and a computer and shit
but those arent the cool things
oh i forgot, a small piece of blue play-doh molded into a vagina, too
1 tag
When TSR meets Rick Astley
Punks: someone behind me is singing rick astley
visit me in jail?
Strunks: who the Fuck
is Rick Astely
i'm naming my next tsr that
cuz like
Punks: rick roll
Strunks: it's perfect
but who the fuck is it
Punks: google rick astley
DO IT NOW
Strunks: OMG
AHAHAHAHA
yup
no no legit that honestly looks like a tsr i took 2 days ago
im not kidding
i wish i was fucking kidding you
Strunks: i have it on my comp
i'd burn it for you
Punks: except im a dick?
Strunks: if you weren't such a spiteful harpy
Punks: and i can download anything i want for free?
Strunks: you can also go fuck yourself for free
did you know that
that's free now
Punks: i did
Strunks: isn't that great
“Will referring to other (ugly) women using the pejorative terms:
fancy fucking...”
– strunks
When you shop for tranny Furbies, you DHAB. Click... →
“my fav part about our work bathroom
is that im only one of 2 girls who use it...”
– strunks
“yeah.. it’d be good to chill out, maybe watch saw 13 and have a bottle of...”
– one of these things is not like the other…
“there’s something called “one guy one jar” and i wanna watch...”
– punks…
Punks: i think we really need to work on this scorecard thing
i'm gonna try so hard to remember all my hookups
i've got my list of people i've slept with, minus maybe one or two i've forgotten about
one whose last name i cant remember
but that's cool
i am not sure when the last time was i hooked up with someone and didnt fuck them.......
is that why i dhab?
Strunks: oh see thats worth like 5 points at least
“+5 threw up on guy during blow job
-2 pooped pants after drinking too much...”
– DHAB GOLF GAME To Be Continued.
Strunks
“knock knock who’s there?
it’s Punks and she dhabs?”
– Oh, the DHAB knock knocks….never gets old
“i keep having dreams where he tells me he loves me”
– too ashamed to say who this comes from, but DHAB is obviously the question, and the answer
“everytime gchat says “monday”
i want to punch my computer”
– Punks…just another day…
“apparently when i get wicked drunk
i like to close out tabs at bars that dont...”
– strunks
Furbies, etc.
Strunks: who is CJ?
Punks: Shotty's friend
the techno kid
Strunks: lol
i raped him on fbook
i just kept saying furbies
Punks: is listening to beyonces "if i were a boy" why i dhab?
Strunks: yes you dhab
“also apparently when i was drunk with shaun, i told him i’d marry him if i...”
– Punks, strugglin…
Perhaps one of the more disturbing conversations...
K$: holding hands is fucked up
it freaks me out
mostly because my hands are ALWAYS cold
and i get really self conscious about it
and sometimes they're sweaty too
and i get self conscious about that
actually mostly i just don't want people touching me at all
except around certain times of the month when i'm ovulating
Punks: hahahaha
shit, thanks for reminding me to take my birth control~!!!
wheeewwwww
K$: no babies allowed
Punks: ever
ever
ever
ever
ever
ever
K$: can you imagine having a baby?
Punks: i can more easily imagine sticking a wire coat hanger up my vagina
K$: picture it in your mind
no seriously
picture having a baby
Punks: oh i have
and it's fucking scary
the responsibility
the money
the everything
K$: the baby vomit
the baby poo
the baby drool
the baby food
that never manages to go in the baby mouth
Punks: GROSS
i just took a xanax and a birth control pill at the same time
that seems like such a win
two birth control pills, at that, because apparently i forgot to take one yesterday...
“Well because you talk about poop and I have a boyfriend”
– Wunks, straight dude who (somehow, shockingly) actually does have a girlfriend, explaining in a bar why he reads wwdihab.
WUNKS YOU ROCK!!!!!!
when you have a 'Manipulation schedule" you dhab
punks: so you rape your boss about a wax ball now?
punks: oh what happened to the confusing seductress act you were doing with him?
strunks: thats tuesday and friday
strunks: get it straight
strunks: monday and thursday are wax ball jealousy rape days
strunks: and wednesday is "get him to knock up his fugly wife so his life will be ruined" day
“im super efficient at work
i spend half my day adding baby bell cheese wax...”
– strunks