Wait, why don't I have a boyfriend?: Archive

“Is facebook stalking why we DHAB?”

Jul 30th

WWDIHAB POLL:

How many of you have seen your own butthole? How do you feel about what you see?

Jul 27th

Jul 26th

“When people ask me why I shaved my head, I like to tell them “because I...”

Jul 23rd

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: I will no longer shop... →

UO, I have been a supporter of your store for many years, but now I’m through. Ladies! This is OUTRAGEOUS. I hope none of you will stand for being told such a thing, in such a way. Being healthy, eating right, and staying active is one thing. Being told to starve yourselves by a fashion… Wow, fucking cry about it, fatty.

Jul 23rd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 20th

“I may or may not have eaten a packet of honey last night. OK, three packets....”

Jul 20th

Jul 19th

on why we dhab...

jizzragjelly: my face
 my shitty side braid
 my thought that i cant wait to go home, rape food at sportello, masturbate, pick zits on my face, and go to bed
roadkillyumyums: that sounds like a perfect night, actually
 i will be doing all of those, minus the sportello
jizzragjelly: the fact that i just ate 4 cheese sticks and now won't shit for a week
roadkillyumyums: hmmm, remember what we promised?
 constipation = not friends
 like good fences make good neighbors
jizzragjelly: i know i know

Jul 19th

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anonytwat: i ran into brent on saturday
 jess and i went to sign our lease and went to tia's to have a drink and celebrate
 BAM brent and his entire fam
cowtownie: wow, how'd that go???
anonytwat: i just looked heaven-wise and i said i hate u too, jesus
 it was fine actually
 i went right over and said hi, grabbed the bull by the horns
 and then i committed an amazing rape
 we talked for a bit and then jess and i went outside to sit at the bar
 and the bartender came over and was like this is from the guy in the black hat
 and put a glass down in front of me that had a cherry in it
 and then he bent down and was like, its water. and i was like oh ok, 2 can play this game
cowtownie: why'd he do that?
anonytwat: to be a dick
 so i said to the bartender, u send him a shot, make it up, i don't care, and bring it to him and say this is from the girl across the bar, its called a "limp dick"
 you should have seen the uproar it caused, his family was DYING
 he was like wow. fuck
cowtownie: omg that's AMAZING
anonytwat: ya it was kinda awesome
cowtownie: that's fucking hilarious
anonytwat: ya
 round 1 went to me