June 2010
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“So how bad, on a scale of one to Lindsay Lohan, how bad do you think my room...”
“Yeah, well I watch Reba every morning. It’s so good. I laugh a lot with...”
– Strunks’ counter-dhab
“WOFYD:
I fell asleep watching Antiques Roadshow last night while eating Nutella...”
– Punks…..dhab….
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WatchPunks captures a typical (dhab) Strunks moment at the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah party this past Saturday.
“Did I eat an entire quart of ice cream last night? Yes. Yes I did.”
“So I just went to the bathroom and found not one, but two tampons inside my...”
– DHAB SO HARD UNTIL YOU DIE
“i love it
i sit at home alone and sharpen my knives
in the dark”
– Strunks
“I have to run into CVS to get some vagina cotton.”
“It’s #dhabyardsale day! Follow the live-feed at twitter.com/wwdihab”
– (could this be why?)
If you buy these, you probably DHAB →
“Is live-blogging a yardsale why i dhab?”
“ok overshare but I just gave my poop clownface”
– Strunks. follow clownfaces twitter or bust.
“I spent last night re-arranging my 4 herb plants on my windowsill. I eventually...”
– Strunks.
“i’ve got a serious case of bluelips”
– Punks……………
“omg i TSR’d so hard this morning that after it was over my butthole wept...”
“although i will say that having zits on kit does give me something to do while...”
– a follow-up to Strunks’ wax
“your cunt is like a weird flower that leaks when the moon is full”
– Should Punks take this as a compliment? We just can’t decide….
“My not-so-favorite part about my Brazilian wax is when my kitty turns into a...”
– Strunks.
“I’m bored so I created a twitter account where I tweet from the...”
– Dhab’s good friend Clownfaces. Follow clownfaces on twitter or else
Its tumblr tuesday!!!
So if you like clownface, queefing, poop, sex moves involving a guy coming on his own face and/or more poop, please recommend WWDIHAB
“Ya but he’s what I call a “sneaky ginge” since he was wearing...”
– Krunks, Strunks’ sister
Pre-ordering for the Clownface Sundae begins June...
STRUNKS: would a clownface sundae by a sex move where you give a guy clownface and then you add "whipped cream" by making him cum on his own face and then add "nuts" by making his friend t-bag him?
PUNKS: hahaha
i think that's awesome
but it also might be awesome IF
you add real nuts to this mixture on his face, and then shove it all in his mouth with a spoon
“nip-picking-nancy: i feel like i have a reason for living that isn’t just...”
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Punks&Strunks want you to join them on their... →
dhab
Punks to Strunks: if you pop your knee out at the office i’ll put a xanax up your butt
“one day, this copier is going to be found in the trash, covered in fast food...”
“I’ll talk to you in a few years, I’m probably going away for a...”
joy of cooking
charcuteriepukery: do you want to mozz stick rape with me?
chefstossedsalad: that sounds amazing, maybe on wed we can make dinner and it can be lasagna except instead of lasagna we use just mozz sticks
“There’s this wicked hot broker at work that I’ve been lusting over...”
– Ah, J. You DHAB for real and for true.
“I’m glad that you feel comfortable enough with me to TSR right in front of...”
– if someone says this to you (eh hem STRUNKS eh hem) then you most likely DHAB.
tsr= toilet shit rape
carrotsandpees: my TSR this morning looked like two peopel sat on my toilet
carrotsandpees: one was cartman after he ate KFC skins AND gold coins
carrotsandpees: and the other was the easter bunny, who ate way too many carrots
carrotsandpees: if that makes any sense
“The bike race is on Saturday and everyone has been training pretty hard so I...”
– Strunks, the DHAB athlete
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“If I point a guy’s dick at his face when he’s about to come, and the...”
“Do you want to know how you’re going to die? Rape.”
– Strunks, as she gently lifts the delicate ear of the puppy, and whispers his fate.
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WOFYD....
sallysuecuntburger: hmm
we'll see
you are SO adorable when you're being naive
i may be small, and maybe 75 lbs lighter than you
but ill have my way with you
you'll wake up gagged and choking on your own saliva
all tied up
seriously bound the fuck up
you'll look over, and realize that i'm preparing some sort of sedative for you
so you really cant move, or scream
but you'll feel it all
analfissurelicker: feel what?
sallysuecuntburger: me, torturing you
hurting you
making you suffer
analfissurelicker: torturing?
sallysuecuntburger: i'll eventually just knock you out
analfissurelicker: oh really?
sallysuecuntburger: i might almost feel bad, so i may want to put you out of your misery
a straight punch to the face should do it
sallysuecuntburger: or ill just stick some trazodone up your ass
analfissurelicker: I'm just trying to think of what sorts of things you'd say to me?
sallysuecuntburger: probably nothing
i might call you a whiny bitch if you start to tear up
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oh lord......
PanamaCityShowerMuffin: if you could deep fry ice cream, I'd be all on board
the Mexicans say they do it, but it's not really deep fried
the Japanese have fried green tea ice cream, and I think that's actually fried
KansasCityDrainStain: i've had fried ice cream before
BENNIGANS
PanamaCityShowerMuffin: hahaha
did they go out of business?
KansasCityDrainStain: i think so
if south park was telling the truth
PanamaCityShowerMuffin: Bennigans was where I had Buffalo Shrimp and 12 cokes when I was 11
it was in Florida
KansasCityDrainStain: how do you have 12 cokes?
that's insane
PanamaCityShowerMuffin: I know
once I had 12 items from taco bell
I puked in the parking lot a few minutes later
KansasCityDrainStain: hahahahahah
PanamaCityShowerMuffin: I think my limit of anything might be 12
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