May 2010
115 posts
when mattresses rape you
poopedpuppies: the mental image of u and ur mattress in blackface while ur mattress rapes me with a strap on and you film it is mildly upsetting
May 28th
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May 28th
tsr= toilet shit rape
cuntmuffin: i had a VMTSR this morning
poopsiedaisy: violent morning toilet shit rape?
cuntmuffin: very messy
poopsiedaisy: same thing
May 28th
hmm
cuntmuffin: so what have you been doing since 7?
cuntmuffin: also, do you want a tsr muffin?
poopsiedaisy: raping icecream and crying
poopsiedaisy: thinking about mastubating in the office and getting turned on
May 28th
“I’m 24 and my life is over. Happy fucking birthday to me.”
– Strunks you melodramatic faghe, you DHAB
May 28th
“(slurring) Hey you….yeah you…you jailbait, get over here and talk to...”
– Strunks to a likely 12 year old at Fenway
May 28th
“I was already drunk by the time we ordered the charcuterie plate”
– Strunks. DHAB
May 28th
“Tanya just found cookies in the oven. Who the hell am I?”
– 8:00 a.m. text from J the morning after the Sox game. Because you know you DHAB when your roommate finds cookies in the oven after you blacked out at 11 pm.
May 28th
“You had me at ‘food’”
– Strunks dhab
May 27th
1 tag
“One of my few attempts at having anal sex sticks out in my mind. He said...”
– Punks
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
You DHAB if.....
You get into work and you find the post-it note your coworker wrote you yesterday and you thought you threw out, prominently displayed on your desk and it reads “You can mostly only see me in the video, but my tits look GOOD”
May 26th
“My roommate was gone so I was alone and decided to engage in one of my most...”
– sex-life fail
May 26th
“So I’m in the bathroom with one finger up my butthole, fishin’...”
– wwd….yeah nevermind
May 26th
3 tags
“I’m such a sweater. I pretty much start sweating when I wake up in the...”
– Strunks the Sweater. See also “Swash”
May 26th
You DHAB if.....
WWDIHAB would like to introduce a new section we like to call “You DHAB if…” “You DHAB if…” is for when you witness someone who may not be reading our blog but DEFINITELY belongs on it.  For example (a real example, mind you, and the one that inspired the addition of this section): You DHAB if you are the bitch in line in front of me at Trader Joe’s who...
May 26th
“I know this might sound fucked up but like 3% of me wants to give a guy shit...”
– wait…..
May 25th
“..Did I….did I just see your boob?”
– Brian, to dhab’s frind Kel after she completely removed her bathing suit top instead of simply untying the string so she could tan
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
May 25th
“Blue kool aid and Cabernet Sauvignon. WOFYD”
May 25th
May 24th
DHABBERS are everywhere!!!!!!! →
May 21st
“OMG we are totally finger-fucking a nutella jar right now”
– wwdihab’s good friend, Kel
May 21st
“I was having sex with Hockey boy and I queefed except I forgot the word for it...”
– Strunks
May 21st
May 20th
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Fuck Yeah Mohammed Cartoons = EPIC WIN →
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
47 notes
The Mohammaden 5 Dance Squad →
(via jeremydiamond) OMG. No. Words. This is fucking incredible.
May 20th
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