May 2010
115 posts
“I don’t even bother to slice the cheese anymore. I just eat it right out...”
– Hello, my name is Punks, and I DHAB.
May 1st
April 2010
79 posts
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Apr 29th
“I just got off to anime rape porn. Twice.”
– too much information? dhab?
Apr 29th
Apr 21st
1,466 notes
Apr 21st
1 note
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
1 tag
“Strunks: great band name: Strunks: nippin’ out Punks: love it Punks:...”
– Why don’t Punks and Strunks have boyfriends? Just can’t put my finger on it…..
Apr 19th
4 tags
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Apr 17th
1 note
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
WWDIHAB explores Lobstertube
Having been loyal fans of Redtube, wwdihab’s fearless dhabbers, Punks, Strunks, and Cheksy decided to step out of the bundle of clothes straight from the dryer that is Redtube.com and try…gasp….a different site. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you: wwdihab explores lobstertube
Apr 14th
porn dhab the third
crabsfordindin: hahaha hmm i must have missed the "speculum view" category.. but some of them were like "you have to pay $1.00 for sound"
crabsfordindin: and i was like fuck off $1.00
snoopypoopy: i like how they distinguish between 18 yr olds a d 19 yr olds...cuz GOD would it suck to want to see "barely legal" and then end up with someone almost 20!!!!! godddd
crabsfordindin: i was like okaayyy, lets see...how about japanese speaking french girl gets coke zero drizzled in her hair while getting DP'd in the back of a '79 Camero....*click*
Apr 14th
“Yeah Lobstertube is a win because like if I wanna see a teen milf get banged by...”
– Strunks
Apr 14th
“Lobstertube is so overwhelming. There’s too many categories, I’m...”
– Cheksy
Apr 14th
6 tags
WatchWatch
If we had any doubts, they are now gone. THIS is why Punks and Strunks don’t have a boyfriend.
Apr 10th
Last night.
queen-of-everything: Amanda was puking in her trash can and she lifted her head for a moment and went “nothing was beautiful and everything hurt” and then she started singing Party Hard by Andrew WK. DHAB?
Apr 9th
“On first dates I like to tell guys that one of the “pros” of dating...”
– Strunks, on why she DHAB.
Apr 9th
“Ok I need you to play along and help me convince Cohn that having kids is...”
– Strunks, mastermind and dhab
Apr 9th
dhab
[4/8/2010 3: 36:43 PM] taintsnorkler: comme onnn
[4/8/2010 3: 36:45 PM] taintsnorkler: comee onnnn
[4/8/2010 3: 36:52 PM] taintsnorkler: i feel like cartman waiting for the wii to come out
[4/8/2010 3: 37:02 PM] taintsnorkler: except im waiting for my poo to come out
[4/8/2010 3: 37:12 PM] taintsnorkler: this is really putting a strain on our friendship
Apr 9th
“I do not even own a single pair of socks. I think if I ever saw a sock in my...”
– Strunks
Apr 9th
“Do you like my swash*?”
– *sweat moustache
Apr 9th
“You know how girls’ periods sync up? Well maybe our bowel movements have...”
– Punks to Strunks, neither have had a good TSR for days. And maybe this is why they DHAB.
Apr 8th
hmm
rednecklovebuns: im not taking you to the ER to have your butt shoveled out tonight
Apr 8th
“Do they have the tortilla bowls? I don’t want a salad if I can’t eat...”
Apr 7th
1 note
butthole dhab?
snookiwooki: ok wait so u had BTSR* once since u got cornholed?
*bloody toilet shit rape
Apr 6th
hot piece
meecesfeeces: i know, hes a piece
meecesfeeces: id love to hit that
gunghoebutthole: god me too
gunghoebutthole: does he want to shit on my chest then give me a golden shower? im in
[8: 49:56 AM]meecesfeeces: hahahahahaha
gunghoebutthole: does he want me to frost his asshole like a cake and then sing happy birthday?
gunghoebutthole: cuz im down for that too
Apr 6th
“does he want to shit on my chest then give me a golden shower? i’m in.”
– Strunks….DHAB…..
Apr 6th
“My main motivation to not get pregnant isn’t that I don’t want a...”
– wwdihab?
Apr 6th
“That sponge smells like my sister after I hauled her outta that bathroom at...”
– Strunks & Co., dhabbers
Apr 5th
2 tags
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
“i still have eyeliner under my nails from friday night and i’ve showered...”
– Punks, Monday afternoon
Apr 5th
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“I think he’s gonna be pretttyyy impressed when I get thrown out of Fenway...”
– Strunks
Apr 5th
“There’s some awesome poop in the parking lot, come look at it with me”
– hmmmm
Apr 5th
“I just found a dead bird and got a boner”
– wwdihab?
Apr 5th
“I love foursquare but I just wish there was a way to check my poo into the...”
– Strunks. dhab.
Apr 5th
“Ah, lo siento pero non me busco para el rapo”
–  una senorita que non tiene el boyfriend
Apr 5th
“The good thing about getting raped so much, is that you learn to give rape back.”
– Strunks
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