March 2010
146 posts
“Here’s a fantastic website that also hearts the abbrevs:
...”
– …I bet a lot of those girls DHAB because they AAA.
“So much for the diet. Dante was like ‘Here I got you a donut’ and I...”
– Cheksy, on why diet fails dhab
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Coffee is to poo as we are to DHAB?
cancanonthecan: i love when you can feel the start of a tsr brew
cancanonthecan: its like the first drip of coffee into a coffee pot
fishnetstalker: omg
fishnetstalker: wow
cancanonthecan: you just cant wait till it's done dripping so you can finally pour yourself a cup
fishnetstalker: that is....poetic
fishnetstalker: like
fishnetstalker: seriously
fishnetstalker: poetic
fishnetstalker: and so so true
fishnetstalker: wow
cancanonthecan: i know
cancanonthecan: im deep
fishnetstalker: im impressed
cancanonthecan: me too
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“If I had a dick, I’d dip it in ranch all the time.”
– Strunks will dip anything in ranch dressing. ANYTHING. And THAT, folks, is one of the many reasons why she DHAB.
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“Cindy: guess what im doing Thursday
Punks: what??
Cindy: hypnotherapy
...”
– Making life decisions based on Lily Allen? No problem. But, we still DHAB…
“I really like this part of my pants, it’s good for my FUPA.”
– Strunks, as she picks up the excess material around the crotch of her pants.
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So many reasons why we DHAB....
k$: i know. i was laughing pretty hard at bubbles of poo as big as houses
that's a lot of shit
and it will probably completely deteriorate the atmosphere
me: probably
k$: well at least it's not human poo. i'm pretty sure human poo smells way way way way worse
me: hahaha idk about that....
k$: in a blind poo smell test, i bet human feces would win for the absolute most vile
me: maybe
since all cows pretty much eat the same thing
and some humans eat really disgusting things
k$: yeah i think that's the key. there are many different flavors of human poo
garlic poo
beer poo
wine poo
shellfish poo
me: hahaha ohhhhh gross
k$: mcdonalds poo
taco bell poo
quickie shit wal mart poo
organic raw food diet poo
red bull and vodka poo
laxative poo
really, i could just go on
me: hahaha im enjoying your list
k$: okay well i'm done.
pizza poo
bbq poo
marijuana poo
hard-as-a-rock-too-much-dairy poo
me: hahahahahahahahaha
k$: activia poo
diet cola poo
sugarless gum poo
beef poo
popcorn poo
uncharacteristically wet poo
soft-serve ice cream poo
i can't speak from experience, but i'm sure there's some sort of post-anal sex poo
did i cover everything?
oh one more...nicotine poo
oh and buffalo wings poo
okay i'm definitely done now
me: hahahaha
anal sex poo is awful
because first comes the splooge
and then comes the poo
and it hurts
k$: oh wow. that sounds not fun
k$: actually i'm not completely sold on anal sex anyway. that whole area is currently a no-no
i'll watch anal porn though for some reason
“Cargo pants are like house phones. When I hear one ring, I’m like...”
– Strunks
“sweatpants and crocs & socks for a night out. mmm yeah that’s why.”
– (via @kafitty on Twitter)
follow us on twitter @wwdihab
“i would so mouth bang him”
– Strunks may be able to get a date, but she definitely DHAB.
“Don’t forget to get Q-tips, I can barely hear through all this earwax.”
– Strunks dhab
eject: An Open Letter to the Nurse Who Gave Me an... →
Hello Nurse,
Given you work in a busy emergency ward, I don’t expect you to remember me. It was a late November night in 2007 and I came in with severe abdominal pain.
This pain was on par with the labors of my children so I would like to thank you for the morphine. It stopped my screaming and…
“If I ever have to go to jail, I’m just gonna straight up trash my cell...”
– Cheksy
A Tale of Two Shitties
8: 58 a.m. (508): aaaand we are go for poo tea toilet shit rape
8:59 a.m. (646): hahah i did my tsr as soon as i woke up
“The intern came over last night and I had accidentally left a bowl with my...”
– is this why?
“Why did I feel the need to play quarters using only jack daniels last night?”
– was it because i dhab?
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is this why
mewantfood: omg it was so awesome vance just hit marks dog
mewantfood: i thought i had died it was so amazing
blackirishbastard: no way!
blackirishbastard: YES
mewantfood: ya he just whipped his lunchbag at it
mewantfood: this must be what heaven feels like
mewantfood: i have the most ridiculous boner right now
mewantfood: he hit it so hard
mewantfood: he was like take it, mark's dog
blackirishbastard: win
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“I spent all last night working on that guy and he was like ‘Seriously, im...”
– aaaand this is why i dhab
“The best gift I ever received was from my best friend and it was a door knob...”
– wwdihab?
“i am gonna try and facerape tonight
just a heads up
if a good looking guy gets...”
– Strunks, on why she DHAB and will probably get arrested and charged with sexual assault tonight
This girl....DHAB
[2:58:44 PM] drinksalotmcgee: no no i feel bad [2:58:45 PM] drinksalotmcgee: but [2:58:49 PM] drinksalotmcgee: like [2:58:59 PM] drinksalotmcgee: i enjoy being an alchoholic [2:59:00 PM] drinksalotmcgee: because [2:59:01 PM] drinksalotmcgee: i mean [2:59:04 PM] drinksalotmcgee: im wicked good at it [2:59:09 PM] drinksalotmcgee: and thats always nice [3:00:07 PM] drinksalotmcgee: i mean i get in...
“there is an ingredient in our peanut butter called rapeseed
win”
– Strunks, standing up for women’s rights is why she DHAB.
sarcasm is why I dhab?
Sweetheart, just read WWDIHAB, and you'll figure...
fridha:
I have a date tonight. With my best guy friend. I’m a bit nervous, my hair doesn’t want to do what I want and I have nothing to wear.
I haven’t been on an official date in about 8 months. Is it possible to forget how to date? Cause I think I just did.
“Oil change Man: OK, now turn on your headlights.
Strunks: They are on.
OCM: No...”
– At Valvoline, Strunks really proves why she DHAB.
“Yeah, I definitely prefer beer from a bottle too, you can really wrap your lips...”
– Strunks, on why she DHAB.
“There was a spider in our bathroom, but don’t worry, I killed it with my...”
– Punks DHAB. Here is the definition of TSR, for WWDIHAB newcomers.