February 2010
161 posts
“Mark calls my arm pits “stink factories”.”
– DHAB?
“My ex-boyfriend’s sister hated swallowing so bad that she was giving the...”
– she dhab
wwdihab? is this why?
aqueefsister: usually i queef on purpose when i try to push his dick out with my vag muscles, cause like queefing onto his dick on purpose every time we have sex is normal right?
aqueefsister: also it really intruiges me how grossed out he is by cum. cause like, fuck you if its going into my mouth, you dont get to be grossed out if i drip it onto your stomach out of my crotch
aqueefsister: or is that not fair...
I swear, there is so much hair in my asscrack.
(via dustykillswhathefucks)
DHAG!!!!!!!
wwdihab hard. so hard.
aqueefsister: OMG. last night i queefed for 13 straight seconds after pete banged me.
aqueefsister: i just laid there and laughed while it was happening and i couldnt stop it
aqueefsister: it was just like
aqueefsister: this is happening.
aqueefsister: loud. and wet sounding. and just undeniably air and sperm shooting out of my vagina at high speeds
aqueefsister: i really hope jake is reading this over your shoulder.
“The best thing about an IUD is that you’re pretty much guaranteed to...”
– K.W. Strunks will never HAB or HAC(hild)…….
“I just ate a piece of white shit off my desk, it turned out to be frosting, but...”
– K.W. Strunks
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“I was trying to make sure no one was looking while I was picking up a sample of...”
– K.W. Strunks, at Whole Foods
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one time i was at a bar and i really had to fart....
fartwithheadphoneson:
iatepussyonce:
one time i was at a bar and i really had to fart. the music was really loud so i just farted to the beat of the music so no one would notice. when i was leaving i saw everyone looking at me. then i remembered i was listening to my ipod.
THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
wwdihab: aaaaaand that’s why you DHAB, or maybe DHAG…
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“@kafitty : it’s still February and i have already consumed...”
– (via @kafitty on Twitter)
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“Please tell me you did not just text me a pic of your crap with the title...”
– -WWDIHAB?
“I have become concerned because I have been experiencing extremely strong urges...”
– -K. W. Strunks
dhab?
[2/25/2010 2: 47:57 PM] expelliarmusfeces: they prod be fine
[2/25/2010 2: 48:09 PM] expelliarmusfeces: theyd for sure find out whose been raping the jumbo size jar of peanut butter
[2/25/2010 2: 48:16 PM] expelliarmusfeces: cuz right now, its like who is doing that?
[2/25/2010 2: 48:18 PM] expelliarmusfeces: but if i get fired
[2/25/2010 2: 48:21 PM] expelliarmusfeces: that rape will stop
[2/25/2010 2: 48:23 PM] expelliarmusfeces: and theyll know
“If I’m naked and you look at me head-on, it looks like my vag is eating a...”
– jesus christ. dhab.
“The ants discovered the box of sugar i hadnt properly closed in the cupboard and...”
– -the third and final installment of ANTS ARE WHY I DHAB 2010
“My tolerance of ants in my kitchen is the following: oh. ants.”
– sanitary fail. DHAB
“I opened our silverware drawer today and ants are RAPING it. And I was like oh....”
– dhab
“It’s not that I have a problem giving bjs. I mean, I’ll suck your...”
– WWDIHAB? ITW?
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DHAB win!!!!
mamadrinks:
I drunk flossed last night. Its so great to be high functioning.
creature comforts
coinslothussy: my sister has a labia that is wicked long on one side
coinslothussy: when she wants chris to go down on her, she tells him to "suck on the batwing"
analleakageisjustanumber: win.
“I’d been dying for him to go down on me but what came out of my mouth was...”
– K.W. Strunks. yes.
“Please. I shit in a trashcan in Vegas. Inside the room. And didn’t even...”
– class act. dhab
“I just took a crap that…honest to god…if there is not a sewage...”
– w…wdihab?
Having a bejewled vag is why you DHAB →
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“So, my goal is that eventually if someone googles “rape” WWDIHAB.com...”
My LOST obsession/analogies are why I DHAB
Lost is like a girl that comes over to your house, and she looks like a slut and she dresses like a slut and shes drunk, and shes like lets go up to your room and you’re like sweet im finally gonna get some, but when you get up there she won’t let you touch her or even see her bra and you’re like what a cocktease. and then she does this same thing to you. For five years.
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“(917): I just broke into a house to take a shit.”
– (via @TFLN)
“Christian decided to suprise me in the shower this morning except it turned out...”
– -is this why?
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“If you need me, I’ll be putting on deodorant in the bathroom.”
– K.W. Strunks, while AT WORK, holding a stick of clinical strength men’s SpeedStick
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“P.D. Punks: Hello. I’m eating bacon in the library. Amen.
Pip pip...”
– Bacon is why I DHAB. That’s fine, I get everything I need from bacon.
“I got completely shithoused with Hockeyboy and I thought we were driving home...”
– K.W. Strunks, Dhabber for Life
“I’ve always thought that my small boobs and big feet were God’s way...”
