December 2010
134 posts
“I always have a wine bottle opener with me when I leave the house. You never...”
– Punks. Smart, isn’t she?
Dec 31st
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"Sort of drunk" To me, is where you are drunk and...
everyone knows we make bad decisions, drunk or sober. so…. Ask us, and we just might tell you something useful.
Dec 31st
Don't drink and DHAB, kids
Can anyone define “sort of drunk” for us?
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“Drunk sluts who like to poop”
– WWDIHAB in a nutshell
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“chunks: i hope ill be hit by a car every day i walk to work chunks: jon is like...”
– happy new years everyone
Dec 31st
Strunks: i'm on the phone with grandfather time
Punks: oh win
ask him if i can have my early 20s back
Dec 31st
“Strunks: no one escapes me Strunks: I’m the fucking Sauron of rape”
– lotr+rape=dhab
Dec 31st
“the take away here is really that i may dhab but i give one mean bj”
– win or fail, you decide
Dec 31st
Blowjobs + Vomit + Language barrier = .....
HollyGoLightlyUpYourAss: didn't i play "let me throw up on your shoes" a few times
l'hai ricordato?
VivaItalia: hahaha
I know..
I also remember the wonderful blowjob you gave me...
HollyGoLightlyUpYourAss: good times!
VivaItalia: we did not have sex that night..
: (
HollyGoLightlyUpYourAss: yes we did
VivaItalia: not that night of the Jeep
HollyGoLightlyUpYourAss: IN the jeep
IN the vomit
VivaItalia: ahaahah
HollyGoLightlyUpYourAss: oh right not the night of jeep bj vomit
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“strunks: sometimes when i go to home depot, i scream strunks: i scream when it...”
– if “go to home depot” is, for you, a euphamism for taking a crap, then you dhab
Dec 30th
“If you need me ill be over here friending all the siblings of people ive banged...”
Dec 30th
a convo that dhabs
TSCzar: what? I often find food in the vicinity of my butthole
shitsicle: wait
Dec 30th
“I was eating some potato chips before bed last night, and thought I rolled up...”
Dec 30th
“If I was ever being stabbed I would literally die screaming dont stop”
– strunks #thesweetend
Dec 29th
wait ...
boy: I have to go to Home Depot
Strunks: ...is that a euphemism for shitting?
Strunks: because if it is, I have to go to Home Depot So Bad
Strunks: if I don't go to Home Depot at least 5 times a day, I flip
Strunks: I'm actually going to Home Depot right now...
Strunks: its Loud. and hot. So hot.
Dec 29th
“it was a fuck massacre”
– when this is how you describe your one night stand, you dhab
Dec 29th
“I like to take a crap, look at it, then get greased up and try to parallel park...”
– strunks
Dec 29th
“I just made a salad of marshmallows, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies and...”
– strunks
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“I haven’t had someone go down on me since 2008 and I can’t figure...”
– strunks (spoiler alert: its a fail)
Dec 28th
“I brought him to my commencement ball, then proceeded to commence upon his...”
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
“Rape: if you liked it, it’d be called sex.”
– #bumperstickerideas
Dec 28th
“Rape: if it was comfortable, it’d be called kissing.”
– #bumperstickerideas
Dec 28th
“I had a hot sex dream about Trap last night, but then he let a baby seagull into...”
– chunks: dhab even in your dreams
Dec 27th
“chef basket is following us on twitter. best. week. ever.”
Dec 27th
“I totally see why people love working from home, its awesome im in my pjs, i...”
– strunks
Dec 27th
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“Have you ever had someone beg you to stop giving them a bj? because i have”
– Part II of Punks&Strunks present Where it All Began: DHAB Dedicated to the first ever recipient of what is now known as the Rough Rider BJ- a dhab special Happy (belated) Birthday Tunks. You know who you are. 
Dec 25th
a special thanks →
This goes out to Bob: my first boyfriend and  Officially the first ever simultaneous recipient of an (dry and crappy)Old Fashioned (south park, look it up assholes) accompanied by boner rape at the hands of Strunks circa 2002.  You were brave, my friend. And you boldly (and sorely…) went where no man has gone before (or since, due to dhab). And with no further ado, Punks & Strunks...
Dec 25th
“‘Balloons’ is a great name for a strip club”
Dec 24th
“Did you know you can find WWDIHAB.com by using the phrase “jerk off...”
Dec 24th
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“Fuck you facebook If i want to friend the dudes I banged in Italy then...”
– when fbook tries to prevent you from being a whore, you dhab
Dec 23rd
dhab, family style
sister: how was your day
strunks: if I had a gun, I would shoot myself
sister: I have a gun
Dec 23rd
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“On the 12th day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me…. 12 reasons...”
– merry xmas dhabbers. 
Dec 23rd