November 2010
34 posts
“Love isn’t like the ocean, it’s like a pizza. And you either eat...”
“Upon seeing her first FleshLight in person, Punks says:...”
– WOFYD…
“When someone calls you a “mouthslut” is that a good thing, or a DHAB...”
“My outfit today is officially NSFW. I’m wearing tights with like a million...”
– strunks
“I went to Bacco last night and the bartender was hot. So I said hey asshole tell...”
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“Someone just used my pen to sign up on the soup kitchen volunteer sheet. That...”
– Punks. win. dhab.
“I just had a ‘meeting’ that consisted of me, in the kitchen, with a...”
– wwdihab?
When you drink too much red wine, you think with...
SM: What was I saying?
Punks: I don't know, I wasn't in your face.
SM: Yeah, because I was only thinking in my face, not my brain...
“Who gave me the right to bring back “boss”???”
– Shotty McHottie, after complimenting her own homemade enchiladas as being “so boss”
Punks visits old college girlfriend in CT...
Shotty McHottie: so what do you wanna do tonight?
Punks: I dunno
SM: We can rent family movies
Punks: If by family movies, you mean porn?
“When I woke up this morning I had five knives and a bottle of ketchup in my...”
– Jordan
Is there anything wrong with eating an entire block of cheddar cheese for breakfast?
fail
m: this candy tastes the way dish detergent smells
c: ...
c: still eatin it?
m: yup
“My TSR just gave the phrase “soup to nuts” a whole new meaning”
“A handful of candy corn a day keeps a boyfriend away”
wwdihab?
Krunks: come over tonight, we'll watch Modern Fam and drink a bottle of wine
strunks: isnt it usually, why dont you come over for a glass of wine?
Krunks: who drinks a single glass of wine?!
strunks: fuckin pussies thats who
RUI ?
J: Dude I came home and you were flat on the floor, smashed, reading a fucking book
J: you were actually reading shitfaced
M: is that weird?
J: umm YA THATS FUCKING WEIRD
J: who does that?!?!
M: but like, what better time to read? I have no free time to read and if i do have free time, the I'm obv gonna be hammered so win
J: no no
J: fail
you fucking dhab
C: stop sending me pic texts of you thumbsing-up next to food items
Strunks: yaaaa thats not going to happen
“After I meet someone I like to go At Least 3 months before I hang out with them...”
– win?
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Why does Matt stay
Because everyone likes a fat chick
Ask us, and we just might tell you something useful.
“Likes: Long, romantic walks to the fridge.
Dislikes: Empty fridge.”
The Starfish
chunks: i am so fat that the only way I can sleep at night without my rolls touching is to lay flat on my back with my arms and legs spread like a starfish
strunks: ah yes, The Starfish. I'm well acquainted with that scenario.
bored and dhab
c: im so bored at work that i may die
c: im holding my pee just because it cuts the utter monotony to have to pee really bad