January 2010
68 posts
“I bought some asiago cheese bread for dinner tonight but I’m driving home...”
– Cheksy DHAB
“I was talking to my boss with my coat over my arm and I turned and 3 packs of...”
– wwdihab? my boss know
“I brought a big drawing pad for our poo book”
– K.W. Strunks
Scurvy is sexy, right?
(via aimee-b-loved)
DHAB?
“When I was switching from my old purse to my new purse, I realized that, by item...”
– DHAB.
“Hand sweat.”
“he tells stories to me, hes like “i don’t know if this is...”
– always making men feel like fails = dhab?
“I really like making fat people fatter. Like when I used to work at the ice...”
– K.W. Strunks, perhaps her blatant cruelty is why she dhab?
“So I just opened the door to the hot mattress delivery guy wearing simpsons...”
– -wwdihab?
hmm
My sister: Have you even faked an orgasm?
Me: For sure
My sister: When do you fake it?
Me: When I want it to end but it's just not gonna happen. Or I just get hungry.
“Alright I’m gonna have one more bite of this cheezymac, poop, and call it...”
– aaaaaand this is why she dhab
annnnnd this is why we dhab...
j-bugg: omg i was so trashed last nite
m-dogg: hahaha me too we ate sliders and quesdaillas at the bar like swine.like.swine.
j-bugg: oh dont think i didnt go home and continue to rape food
m-dogg: oh thats a given.i had a sausage, half a pint of ice cream and chips and salsa- all while crouched completely naked in front of the open door of the fridge
m-dogg: my sister came in and was like jesus christ its 3am... why r u naked and smeared with jam??
AND THEY DON'T SERVER BEER IN HELL. YOU KNOW WHAT...
queen-of-everything:
ex-genius:
(via queen-of-everything)
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the potomac this morning.
Then I would be in Virginia and even more annoyed than I am right now because fuck, I hate Virginia.
Grammar fails go to hell. DHAB.
So... my boyfriend's breaking up with me.
dustykillswhathefucks:
p3bbl3s:
trendtribal:
p3bbl3s:
(via trendtribal)
Why? D:
he says he “just doesn’t like me as much as he thought” :/
Wow. What a shitty reason. It’s cliche, but you deserve better than someone with a reason like that -_-
How is that a shitty reason? It seems that he’s being forthcoming and honest with you. His honesty should be commended, because in the long...
this sexting fail chat is why i dhab
me: i want to make out with you like a horny teenager right now
hockeyboy: im totally down for that
me: and you can be like a really, really young boy who i try and take advantage of
hockey boy: uhh
me: and you keep saying no, but i keep saying yes
hockeyboy: ?
me: and then you really dont want it, but i give it to you anyway
hockeyboy: .......
hockeyboy: so u want to rape a little boy who is crying for you to stop?
“Todd was walking around the house naked yesterday, so i stuck a cashew in his...”
– DHAB?
(via luvvbugg)
“well i only eat panties when i get lonely drunk
i often mistake them for fruit...”
“I trimmed my mullet this morning.”
wwdihab? you decide....
Disclosing your redtube obsession on the first date only to have the guy say “whats a redtube?”? (my sister)
Kissing the guy you’ve been seeing for 2 weeks goodbye and from habit telling him you love him? (yours truly)
Having a drunken night with a hot frat boy and waking up next to him realizing that you peed the bed? (wwdihab’s good friend Kel)
Launching into a...
Tricks and treats
postitpolly: PBSTSR coming soon. peanut butter sodomy toilet shit rape
ballpeenhammertime: hahaha i have one too!!! you think i didn't get that? man you don't know me at all
postitpolly: hahahaha i figured. it also stood for poo brew stew which is what i thought you would think
ballpeenhammertime: i just figured cuz you ate pb
postitpolly: i just poop tricked in here
ballpeenhammertime: hahahahahahaha
postitpolly: if ccww comes in here, he is going to get a surprise he will not like
postitpolly: i poop tricked a few minutes ago!
postitpolly: omg! dual poop tricks!
ballpeenhammertime: HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSS
postitpolly: i want ccww to come in here so bad
ballpeenhammertime: HAHAHAHAHA
postitpolly: and i want to watch him pretend this smell doesn't make him want to vomit and die
ballpeenhammertime: lolzzzzz
postitpolly: should i call him in here
ballpeenhammertime: i just loled so hard i poop tricked
postitpolly: it smells like i've been eating mice and rotten meat
ballpeenhammertime: hahaha you should for sure call him in there
wwdihab? ah ha!
ballpeenhammertime: i just loled so hard i poop tricked
Pun intended?
fistpumpnellie: basically it's going to take me over an hour to get home. balls
nipclip3478: why???
fistpumpnellie: it's snowing and the road conditions are apparently bad even though the snow accumulation is an inch or less. def going to see if i can take a shit before i leave
nipclip3478: good plan
fistpumpnellie: yup going to rectify (ha!) the situation now. wish me luck driving home
Movie trivia dhab
xXpooslutXx: If the poo that I just took were a movie, it would have been "The Rock".
snowyblowy: "Entrapment"? Ha, another Sean Connery movie!
xXpooslutXx: All poos are Sean Connery movies.
“I’ve been in that position, it sucks when you can’t find the door.”
– Peekaboo
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would you say season 13 of south park was more TSR or DRO?
It was a huge DRO, for the most part. Definitely not as satisfying as the TSR that was season 12.
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“Hey, touch this…feel that? That’s puke”
– Corinne asking me to touch her crusty hair. that is why she dhab
“I’m a really quiet puker though”
– -my sister dhab
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“I’ve been in that position, it sucks when you can’t find the door.”
– Peekaboo
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“Uponst this sea I drown without ye for when thou art not uponst gchat, mine own...”
– K.W.
“I went for my knee appointment today and I was wicked excited cuz my doctor was...”
– -fail, fml and wwdhab
“I drank a box of cheap wine called “Ball Breaker” last night and...”
– -Cheksy. oh yes.
texts received from my sister in rapid succession-...
4:07pm: jalapeno popper
4:07pm: mozzarella stix
4:08pm: potato skins with bacon bits?
4:08pm: buffalo chicken pizza with blue cheese dressing
4:08pm: ok, im done. its out of my system now
“My most favorite thing about having my own apartment is that there’s no...”
– -me, sadly. wwdi…nah, i know.
“I really like that show “Man vs Food” except that I get unreasonably...”
– Cheksy. OH, for SURE why
this convo is why we DHAB
mauiwowee: something died somewhere and I just spend the last 20 minutes "tracking" the dead smell. If I find it, I'm sending you a pic
consternationalizetsr: I bet it's a cat, those fuckers can get jammed up in the weirdest places and they smell like fuckall i know from experience
mauiwowee: ya thats what i think it is too. everytime the smell wafts over i yell "DEATH SMELL!" and my boss isn't even looking up anymore
consternationalizetsr: god i wish i could get just one whiff, i could tell u what it is for sure
mauiwowee: i heart dead things so hard
“P.D. Punks: Want anything from dunks?
K.W. Strunks: Not unless they sell guns...”
“My weekend equals: barf inside purse, on sweater, and lots of crying and life...”
“I love when I am the only one in the building and I can poo as loudly as I...”
methinks this is why
me: aw man a poo brew is astewin'
candie: YES
me: brb gotta go put it in the pot