July 2010
20 posts
WWDIHAB POLL:
How many of you have seen your own butthole? How do you feel about what you see?
“When people ask me why I shaved my head, I like to tell them “because I...”
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: I will no longer shop... →
UO, I have been a supporter of your store for many years, but now I’m through.
Ladies! This is OUTRAGEOUS. I hope none of you will stand for being told such a thing, in such a way. Being healthy, eating right, and staying active is one thing. Being told to starve yourselves by a fashion…
Wow, fucking cry about it, fatty.
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“I may or may not have eaten a packet of honey last night.
OK, three packets....”
on why we dhab...
jizzragjelly: my face
my shitty side braid
my thought that i cant wait to go home, rape food at sportello, masturbate, pick zits on my face, and go to bed
roadkillyumyums: that sounds like a perfect night, actually
i will be doing all of those, minus the sportello
jizzragjelly: the fact that i just ate 4 cheese sticks and now won't shit for a week
roadkillyumyums: hmmm, remember what we promised?
constipation = not friends
like good fences make good neighbors
jizzragjelly: i know i know
.....
anonytwat: i ran into brent on saturday
jess and i went to sign our lease and went to tia's to have a drink and celebrate
BAM brent and his entire fam
cowtownie: wow, how'd that go???
anonytwat: i just looked heaven-wise and i said i hate u too, jesus
it was fine actually
i went right over and said hi, grabbed the bull by the horns
and then i committed an amazing rape
we talked for a bit and then jess and i went outside to sit at the bar
and the bartender came over and was like this is from the guy in the black hat
and put a glass down in front of me that had a cherry in it
and then he bent down and was like, its water. and i was like oh ok, 2 can play this game
cowtownie: why'd he do that?
anonytwat: to be a dick
so i said to the bartender, u send him a shot, make it up, i don't care, and bring it to him and say this is from the girl across the bar, its called a "limp dick"
you should have seen the uproar it caused, his family was DYING
he was like wow. fuck
cowtownie: omg that's AMAZING
anonytwat: ya it was kinda awesome
cowtownie: that's fucking hilarious
anonytwat: ya
round 1 went to me
“I could explain how I just got a papercut on my toe, but I might as well just...”
– Punks
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“No joke: I just took a white crap. My liver may be failing, and I definitely...”
June 2010
58 posts
“So how bad, on a scale of one to Lindsay Lohan, how bad do you think my room...”
“Yeah, well I watch Reba every morning. It’s so good. I laugh a lot with...”
– Strunks’ counter-dhab
“WOFYD:
I fell asleep watching Antiques Roadshow last night while eating Nutella...”
– Punks…..dhab….
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WatchPunks captures a typical (dhab) Strunks moment at the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah party this past Saturday.
“Did I eat an entire quart of ice cream last night? Yes. Yes I did.”
“So I just went to the bathroom and found not one, but two tampons inside my...”
– DHAB SO HARD UNTIL YOU DIE
“i love it
i sit at home alone and sharpen my knives
in the dark”
– Strunks
“I have to run into CVS to get some vagina cotton.”
“It’s #dhabyardsale day! Follow the live-feed at twitter.com/wwdihab”
– (could this be why?)
If you buy these, you probably DHAB →
“Is live-blogging a yardsale why i dhab?”
“ok overshare but I just gave my poop clownface”
– Strunks. follow clownfaces twitter or bust.
“I spent last night re-arranging my 4 herb plants on my windowsill. I eventually...”
– Strunks.
“i’ve got a serious case of bluelips”
– Punks……………
“omg i TSR’d so hard this morning that after it was over my butthole wept...”
“although i will say that having zits on kit does give me something to do while...”
– a follow-up to Strunks’ wax
“your cunt is like a weird flower that leaks when the moon is full”
– Should Punks take this as a compliment? We just can’t decide….
“My not-so-favorite part about my Brazilian wax is when my kitty turns into a...”
– Strunks.
“I’m bored so I created a twitter account where I tweet from the...”
– Dhab’s good friend Clownfaces. Follow clownfaces on twitter or else
Its tumblr tuesday!!!
So if you like clownface, queefing, poop, sex moves involving a guy coming on his own face and/or more poop, please recommend WWDIHAB
“Ya but he’s what I call a “sneaky ginge” since he was wearing...”
– Krunks, Strunks’ sister